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My Other Truck Is You
03:29
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I went to the store where I get my liquor
and bought myself a bumper sticker
slapped it over the dent where I hit that damn racoon
popped in the clutch and I revved it up
god - ain’t nothing like a pickup truck
with a bumper sticker shining like the moon
She's just a beat up ninety-two,
smells like beer and fender glue
she gets fifteen miles to a gallon of gas that's true
there's a stain in the back where the dog threw up,
plus a permanent home for my coffee cup
yes I love my truck, but darlin' don't be blue
cuz my other truck is you
I know you get jealous when I stay out late
blastin’ Marshall Tucker Band on the 8-track tapes
hittin’ every pot-hole down route 293
Her fender’s dangling by a pair of shoelaces
but she’s got rust in all the right places
with an old coat hanger where her antenna used to be
If she don’t start the first time I don’t fret
Cuz I know she’s just playing hard to get
She’s a bit shy and you know that suits me fine
bobblehead elvis on the dashboard hopping
ninety miles out of dallas and we ain’t stopping
just me and my truck and that double yellow line
She's just a beat up ninety-two,
smells like beer and fender glue
she gets fifteen miles to a gallon of gas that's true
there's a stain in the back where the dog threw up,
plus a permanent home for my coffee cup
yes I love my truck, but darlin' don't be blue
cuz my other truck is you
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Mr. Magoo
03:52
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Bust into the club on a thursday night
my glasses poppin' - my jeans tight.
I see the girls; they're getting tighter
I see the guys; they're all drinking cider.
What?! what kind of a man drinks cider, dude?
take a look at me - I'm drinking lighter fluid.
yeah, that's right. pour me a double
you're all in trouble now
bust off the bar and I hit the floor
y'all candy canes ain't never seen moves like this before
I got my legs flippin' floppin every which way
I throw my hands in the air and that's where they stay
I drop my glasses on the ground, and then I leave 'em-
don't need your eyes cuz you're not gonna believe 'em
and if you see me move you'll say:
"holy shit is that the mr. magoo?"
yo I got a new dance for 2002
so pop off your glasses it's the mr. magoo
and chuck out your cane cuz it ain't no trick
you just wander round the club bumpin' into shit
now I'm talking to the furniture and walls like I know 'em
I got a hundred million pictures of my grandkids to show 'em
people get confused, they think I'm cold trippin
got a loose grip on reality and every day I'm slippin
but if you see me dancing with the coat rack
don't be concerned for me man, just stand back
and keep track of your camera phone
cuz I'm about to bust a move heretofore unknown
and just like your mind, it's gonna get me blown
stretch limosine with some sexy librarians
veterinarians, hot Presbyterians
all because I dance like an octogenarian
more groupies than ringo starr
false teeth floating in a glass on the bar
and there's only one other dance I endorse and it's for girls:
just a little jig I call the secret squirrel
yo I got a new and you know how it do
so pop off your glasses it's the mr. magoo
and chuck out your cane cuz it ain't no trick
you just wander round the club bumpin' into shit
everybody get up now, pop off your spectacles
and dump 'em in the nearest trash receptacle
then check yourself before you wet yourself
cuz we're about to get kooky like a keebler elf
and all those cider-drinkin idiots will be spittin it on the floor
when you're bumping into shit they'll be cheering for more
til the world ends in 2004
or ten years after that? I can't be sure
what I am sure is that the Magoo makes you look like a mac
and that's a fact, guaranteed or double your money back
you'll have glasses-poppin, panty-droppin' moves like me
the only dancer sponsored by the AARP
in conclusion, you could tap dance, break dance, slow dance-
do the risky business in the shirt, socks, and no pants -
you could fox trot, flamenco, tango, dougie-
you could charlie brown, electric slide, hustle, waltz, and monkey-
you could do the boogaloo, or the old soft-shoe,
but it wouldn't hold a candle to the mr. magoo
cuz when I hit the floor, man I freak the club-
I shout: "help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
yo I got a new dance for 2002
so pop off your glasses it's the mr. magoo
and chuck out your cane cuz it ain't no trick
you just wander round the club bumpin' into shit
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3. |
When It's Over
03:28
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When it's over
That's the time I fall in love again
And when it's over
That's the time you're in my heart again
And when you go go go go
I know
And it never ends
It never ends
All the things that I used to say
All the words that got in the way
All the things that I used to know
Have gone out the window
All the things that she used to bring
All the songs she used to sing
All the favorite TV shows
Have gone out the window
I'm missing you
I never knew how much you loved me
I'm missing you
I never knew how much you meant to me
I need you
and when you go go go go
I know
It never ends
Never ends
All the things that I used to say
All the words that got in the way
All the things that I used to know
Have gone out the window
All the things that she used to bring
All the songs she used to sing
All the favorite TV shows
Have gone out the window
I'm wishing you
You'd never said you were pretending
I'm wishing you
You'd feel the same and just come back to me
I need you
and when you go go go go
I know
It never ends
It never ends
When it's over
Can I still come over
And when it's over
Is it really over
All the things that I used to say
All the words that got in the way
All the things that I used to know
Have gone out the window
All the things that she used to bring
All the songs she used to sing
All the favorite TV shows
Have gone out the window
All the things that I used to say
All the words that got in the way
All the things that I used to know
Have gone out the window
All the things that she used to bring
All the songs she used to sing
All the favorite TV shows
Have gone out the window
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Tapeyworm
02:09
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I ate a pear with a hole
now I got a tapeyworm down in my soul
looks like pasta in my bowl
makes my bowels lose control
Tapeworm, tapeworm -
I swear at night I can feel you squirm
Tapeworm, tapeworm -
I drink fire just to watch you burn
You may think my jeans are skinny
I got a tapeyworm down in New Guinea
You may suppose that I'm a vegan
I eat more meat than Ronald Reagan
Tapeworm, tapeworm -
I swear at night I can feel you squirm
Tapeworm, tapeworm -
I drink fire just to watch you burn
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Robot Bride
02:40
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Mom and dad it's 2015
let go your aging preconceptions
you know as well as I do that all human women are filthy whores
don't call her "that"
you know her name is mitsubishi
do, don't call her Mimi-San; only I can call her that
My robot bride,
my robot bride -
LED display and 15 gigs of RAM inside
lifelike texture and a lifetime guarantee
bluetooth connection and she holds my MP3s
my my my robot bride
my my my my my robot bride
all the other kids at school
try in vain to hide their envy
though they point and laugh I hear the way they whisper in the hallway
when I cross the cafeteria
they should see two lovers kiss
or I open your compartment to adjust your levers
My robot bride,
my robot bride -
10 easy payments of just $19.95
wifi equipped, HDMI and USB
10 custom hairdoes and 3 self-cleaning orifices oh my
my my my robot bride
my my my my robot bride
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Nancy Drew
03:42
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Nancy Drew I'm in love with you
can't you understand, can't you get a clue?
The way I feel is no mystery
won't you hold my hand? please say you'll go out with me
oh, Nancy
I don't know why you can't see
that I'm in love with you
I'm in love with you, Nancy Drew
You cracked the case of the ghost on the stairs
tell me nancy, do you even care about me?
you catch all the crooks and the thieves
Nancy Drew, I see you in my dreams
oh, Nancy
I don't know why you can't see
that I'm in love with you
I'm in love with you, Nancy Drew
oh, Nancy
I don't know why you can't see
that I'm in love with you
I'm in love with you, Nancy Drew
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7. |
Some Girls
04:38
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Some girls just want to get married
some girls just have bad luck
some girls are outraged, and rightly so-
some girls just don't give a fuck
some girls drive pre-owned nissans
some girls got a pretty good deal
some girls just are studying comparative religions
some girls just don't know how they feel
some girls are plotting revolution
some girls work nine to five
some girls are wearing their boyfriends' jackets
some girls are actually guys
some girls live in new york city
some girls, I swear, look just like Bette Davis
some girls are convinced that the illuminati are building an army of gay socialist robots that are going to enslave us
some girls have strong opinions
some girls are trying on shoes
some girls are learning the piano
some girls just sing the blues
some girls just want to talk about their feelings
some girls just want to talk about boys
some girls are leaving the party early
some girls just want to listen to noise
some girls don't know what they want
some girls just change their minds
some girls don't listen to garth brooks, but they've been to a few of his concerts and had a pretty good time
some girls have a thing for leather
some girls are in way over their head
some girls don't want to get in trouble
some girls don't want to get out of bed
some girls are handing out pamphlets
some girls are making headlines
some girls are putting on suits, shaking hands, closing deals, dropping names, changing deadlines
some girls are going to med school
some girls are going to curves
some girls get roses on valentine's day
some girls just get on my nerves
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When I was a baby boy,
my mother told me, "son -
there's a million things you can be in this life,
and you can be any one"
and when I was a little bit older
they told me in church on sunday,
they said "god made us equal,
every one - you can be the president someday"
now I am a man
I put my childish things away
and bury the bones of my dreams
for a retail job, xanax prescription, cable TV and a whiskey addiction
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9. |
Something On Your Face
03:39
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You've got something on your face
you've got something on your face
find yourself a mirror
stop rubbing it all over the place
you've got something on your face
you've got something in your teeth
you've got something nasty in your teeth
it might be arugula
or it might be shredded beef
but you've got something in your teeth
you've got something in your hair
I think that you've got something in your hair
and I'm not trying to embarrass you
I only say it because I care
but you've got what looks like mashed potatoes in your hair
You've got something on your face
you've got something on your face
find yourself a mirror
stop being a damn disgrace
just wipe that bit of something off your face
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Brush Yo Teef Vermont
Brush Yo Teef never dies. It only hibernates. A quiet stillness, unsettled dreams. Waiting for you to wake one day with these songs in your ears like a breath of spring, like a memory of last summer. Like a dream you just forgot.
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