They call me dr.prankenstein cuz my pranks are insane
I'm always pulling a leg, I'm always yanking a chain
I'm always putting fake vomit onto people's chairs
always putting fake spiders into people's hair
always putting people's hairs into other people's food
booty calling my girl and be like, "I'm not in the mood"
see me down at the club, hitting on the fly honeys
get their digits, call 'em up, say "your refrigerator running?"
they call me dr.prankenstein cuz I keep 'em in stitches
I got those booger flavored jelly beans but I act like they're delicious
anything you can imaginate I got ersatz;
I got the fake arrow like I've just been shot
and the fake diarrhea like I got the trots
and a film reviews blog that's riddled with fake plots
now you're fronting like you don't trust me and I don't blame ya
every day is april fool's day in pranksylvania

I'm in my pranks laboratory and I'm screaming "It's alive!"
whoopie cushions heralding the moment I arrive
telling you it's 4:00 when it's 3:55,
telling you I'm belly flopping when I know that I'ma dive
say it's onions that I'm chopping when it's actually chives
set you up and leave you hanging every single high-five
I'm dr.prankenstein and I'm building a hoax
to pull the wool over on the good working folks
I'm dr.prankenstein and I'm creating a goof
to blow a hole in your thatched cottage peasant roof
dipping hands in warm water every slumber event
set every monitor zoom to four hundred percent
put plastic wrap over your toilet bowl
and lick all the glaze off your cinnamon roll

It's pranksgiving now time to say grace
before I throw this apple pie in your face
before I put on my poker face
and tell you as you trip I didn't know about your shoe lace
sip your drink and it seems kinda queer
find out somebody put a pickle in your beer
but it couldn't have been me, I'm over here
and oh hello - looks like somebody put your wallet in the jell-o
was it me who put the rocks in the gravy?
who put the skunk in your mercedes?
who never even had it tested for rabies?
in the hospital nursery, switching all the babies?
see me in the corner with my groucho glasses,
pull on my finger to release the gasses
my only chains are the ones that I'm yanking
the only girls I fool around with are the ones that I'm pranking

I'm dr.prankenstein I'm the best in the land
I got the joy buzzer when I'm shaking your hand
I got the faux jar of nuts when you want a snack
I got the 'kick me' sign taped onto your back
I'm dr.prankenstein but the ladies call me victor
at least, your mamma did when I tricked her
my pranks are a nine on the richter
I do the bunny ears in every family picture
now I'm pranking circles around you, you don't know which way's up
I put an extra sugar in your coffee cup
you wanted gelato, I brought you sorbet
you wanted MC Lyte I played Roxanne Shante
you wanted plastic, I gave you paper
you wanted muppets in space I played the great muppet caper
who replaced all your oranges with clementines?
mother fucker dr. prankenstein